A downloadable cognitohazard for Windows and macOS

THE YEAR IS 2032.

MR. BEAST IS NOW THE PRESIDENT.

HEFFREY MALODOR, CEO OF UPANDUP, HAS RECENTLY 

BECOME THE FIRST SEPTILLIONAIRE AFTER PHYSICALLY 

CONSUMING ALL OF THE 1000 RICHEST HUMANS.

YOU WORK AT HIS MAGNUM OPUS, THE SLOP FACTORY. 

TODAY, YOU ARE ON COFFEE DUTY.

Controls:

WASD - Move.

Mouse - Look around.

Space - Jump/Confirm.

E - Interact.

ESC (Hold) - Quit Game (You Can Never Truly Quit).

1-9 - Express yourself.

Scroll Wheel - Express yourself more.

M - Turn on some music! Or turn it off.

NOTE: AI GENERATED CONTENT CONSISTS OF TEXT-TO-SPEECH TIKTOK LADY VOICE, AI-GENERATED 3D MODEL, AND SOME AI-GENERATED SHORT FORM VIDEOS. ALL IS MEANT TO BE SATIRICAL AND WAS NOT GENERATED BY ME.

OTHER NOTE: THIS GAME CAN BE LOUD, HEADPHONE USERS BEWARE.

OTHER OTHER NOTE:  I HAVE NOT RAN THIS GAME ON ANYTHING ASIDE FROM MY SHITTY LAPTOP. IF THIS RUNS LIKE ASS I AM NOT SORRY. I DID SOME FIXES TO MAKE IT RUN BETTER.

Made in a short amount of time, should have been less. 

Updated 52 minutes ago
Published 1 day ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS
AuthorSivavis
GenreAdventure
Tags3D, Comedy, satire, Short, slop, Unity, Walking simulator

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AssetList.txt 3 kB
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Windows Build Fix.zip 639 MB
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Mac Build Fix.zip 636 MB

Install instructions

Download the zip that corresponds to your OS and then run the executable.

Development log

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